Heard of Lada's new turbo model?
It has pedals in the backseat, too!
What's situated on the highway saying "Wrom, Wrom"?
A VW which is stuck to some chewing gum.
Do you know what the telephones along the road are called?
Have you heard of the woman who bought 100 kilos of steel wool, and wanted to knit a VW.
What is the difference between the flu and a Skoda ?
It is possible to get rid of the flu.
How do you make a Lada worth twice as much?
You fill up the gas-tank.
Why is the Lada's rear window heated?
So the hands of the people pushing it will not freeze.
How do you make a Lada disappear?
You spray it with rust-remover!
Now they have made a new Lada, with two exhaust pipes - so you can use it as a wheelbarrow at weekends.
What is the instruction book to the Lada called?
A Lada can reach a speed of 140 km/h - if it is transported on the railway.
- A Lada stopped beside the road. A donkey came up and said:
- Hello, car!
- Hello, donkey! the Lada replied.
Then the donkey began to cry and said:
- When I call you a car, why can not you call me a horse.
Did you know that the Lada's instruction book contains 500 pages?
There are two pages with information about the car and 498 pages with bus- and railroad-routes.
Why do insurance companies enjoy Ladas?
They are never stolen ...
Why is there light under the Lada's bonnet?
So you can fix it 24 hours a day.
The Russian industrial minister at the car exibition in Leipzig:
- We are exporting the problems.
My cousin was unemployed. Then he became a Lada salesman.
He is still unemployed, but now we understand why ...
Do you know what all the Lada owners are dreaming about?
Getting a ticket for speeding.
From a newspaper:
To the man who stole my Skoda in 20 degrees of frost.
Keep the Skoda, but please tell me how you started it!
Did you know that there are only two men working in the Lada factory?
One with scissors and one with glue ...
Do you know what the trip-counter in the Lada says when it is passing 20 000 km?
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